Academy Awards 2012

Last year, my husband and I created a matrix in order to determine how to win an Oscar in 14 easy steps (which you can read here). This year, we are handing out pretend Academy Awards.

So, without further ado, from our imaginations to your computer screen, here are the top Oscars that no one in Hollywood will be receiving this year.

Best picture set in France in which all the actors speak with British accents:
Hugo

Best picture set in Sweden in which all the actors speak with slightly different, untraceable, can't-quite-put-your-finger-on-where-they're-from accents: